trolithfoxyflint:

jeremy-ruiner:

daughtershade:

gingerpuff:

boingboingwhoosh:

brocreate:

“Steve, do you have any idea how much money I make?”
I flush, of course not. “Why should I? I don’t need to know the bottom line of your bank account, Tony.”
His eyes soften. “I know. That’s one of the things I love about you.”
I gaze at him, shocked. Love about me?
“Steve, I earn roughly one hundred thousand dollars an hour.”

AN EROTIC LOVE STORY 

WRITTEN BY JUSTIN HAMMER

No, but, WRITTEN BY JUSTIN HAMMER!

Well he had to do something while he was in prison.  And he totally had a boner for Tony so why not?  RPF FTW!

Ok but like. I would actually read this tho.

JUSTIN HAMMER OMFG

canoncubical:

Doodlin’

(Source: be-like-a-leaf)

Happy 22nd Birthday, James! (June 1, 1990)

(Source: lenanay)

nintendojukebox:

Termina Field - The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask (2000)

istehlurvz:

You know how frustrated you get when your parent’s or grandparents try to use the computer?

Tony’s got it about x73208ur590325 times worse.

Headcannon: Steve types like John.

dottily:

heroburger:

rainbowfixation:

hungarysovaries:

zebeck:

yapoos:

harshwhimsy:

stabbybutt:

homewreckingwhore:

DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR AND WATCH THIS

oh for fucks sake

whys his mom such a smug little bitch you can tell shes thinking ‘im not allowed to have fun and neither are you’

666 play with wizards every day

high till i die

jesus FUCK is this for REAL

Wha

what the hell

WHO LIKES MAGIC, JEHOVAH OR SATAN

H  A  I  L  ＳＡＴＡＮ

(Source: pleatedjeans)

(Source: richardhaydenbrooks)

firsttimelady:

doctorwho:

Remember:

Daleks are cruel

Daleks are vicious

Daleks are thoughtless, genocidal destroyers of worlds.

But, first and foremost,

Daleks are British.

bendydickcuminmysnatch:

The single best thing a Dalek has ever said.

i walk around my house saying this in the Dalek voice

(Source: rabidgaynazirobotdinosaur)

ambidextrousdancingbassoon:

I have decided. 

No more consideration. lol.

Now, just to actually have the kid. >_>

rageundserenity:

NOT FOR LONG.